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ThinkGeek website is offering a new wifi-enabled alarm clock that will make you think twice before hitting that snooze button each morning. According to the site, the device ‘connects via WiFi to your online bank account, and donates YOUR real money to an organization you HATE when you decide to snooze’.

Their suggested uses:

Are you a butcher? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to PETA
Are you a republican? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the ACLU!
Are you a land developer? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the Wilderness Society!
Enjoy your freedom? (Blue state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the GOP. or
Enjoy your freedom? (Red state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to MoveOn.Org
Are you a hippie? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the American Coal Foundation.

Are you a snoozer? How many times do you hit the snooze button each morning and to which organization would you begrudgingly lose your money if you had this alarm clock?

The McCafe on Old Arbat is now offering some smoking-fast free wifi. Okay, I’m completely rescinding my praise of this wifi at McCafe; I’ve been here a few times this week as we don’t have our network set up in the new apartment and it has been consistently cutting out every five minutes or so… Erghh…